Monthly Archives: December 2011

2011 in drunk movies. For some reason I’m sober, dammit!

This is the pre-oscar special.  Like, I already know the new Stephen Speilberg movie will be about a horse.  And I know the New David Fincher will go balls deep, but I’m numb and sober so… screw off Fincher!  Now … Continue reading

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Mission Impossible: Mission Accomplished

This is the first review that drunk me has done of a THEATRICAL movie.  So I guess I was sober when I watched it cause I can’t drive drunk for shit to the theater.  Also I seemed to only be … Continue reading

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Midnight in Paris

Woody Allen’s career seems to be inversly proportional to Clint Eastwood’s. Once men of the 70’s, now one makes super shitty, shitty movies, and the other makes Midnight In Paris. Mr. Allen used to make movies about New York, and … Continue reading

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A Foreign Remake… A Better Tomorrow

Six beers down and I can’t feel a thing, maybe I should change this whole deal to 12 pack reviews, jk jk.  Walgreens upped the ante on the Big Flats though… 3.20 for a sixer as opposed to 2.99.  I … Continue reading

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My Idiot Brudder by Paul Rudd

Seven beers deep.  Jake’s in town.  bring out the tall boys.  Then we finishes the picture. so no capital letters from here on out.  Jake brought copenhagen teabag dip so I did the old vin diagram with it, the old … Continue reading

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